Hey guys, sorry for the recent absence. I know you’re desperate for bad internet dating stories, like the guy who wouldn’t remove his shirt (EVER.) or the one who proposed to me on IM, or the one who asked me if I wanted to step into the men’s room at The Melting Pot (I was 19 and naive and very much like, “Um, you mean like as a joke?”).
But those stories will have to wait until later.
Right now my life is in a huge state of flux. I have so much going on I’m not sure what to lead with.
So I’m going to have to keep it all to myself right now.
Dudes, can you go “Like” me on Facebook? Look! There’s a link right there! —>
(If that arrow doesn’t line up, pretend it’s someone else’s fault.)
In the interim, check out these awesome links:
This is just frigging hilarious and has nothing to do with writing:
This is why you need to be good at revising (even moreso than writing):
This is the dumbest name for a serial killer I’ve ever heard:
This site is a great place to get news, in a funny way:
And finally, I love this video so much, and it will mean even more if you’re married: